Among the 31,191 comments posted on Page2Live so far, some stand out by their laugh-out-loud humor, wry wit, clever reasoning, bald-faced meanness or abysmal stupidity. Here are five from the past few days that caught my attention. You vote and I’ll print the most popular one in my column in The Palm Beach Post:
1. “In these times of want and woe, and a tumultuous sea of change for everyone in this world, it is good to see that nothing ever changes at the PBSO.” (by Mike Katz, commenting on PBSO forks over half a mil)
2. “I wish people would stop making comments saying Tori has a face like a ‘horse.’ No one deserves that!! No wonder she has low self esteem.” (by Sara, commenting on 90210 star Tori Spelling hawking books in SoFla)
3. “I would like to thank those who took time to comment. For those who don’t like me, I’m sorry, but when you’ve lived a great portion of your life in a fish bowl, there will be times people just won’t agree with you . . . I’m sorry that someone might feel I’m egotistical, but I promise you I’m much less stuck on myself than many people in my business . . . I promise you I was without fault in any way, shape or form. I was verbally abused and threatened, and friends stepped in to protect me from what they percieved to be a physical threat.” (by Bob Nichols, commenting on Former TV anchor Bob Nichols in golf club fight)
4. “You mean to say that there wasn’t another candidate for this position??? One without any question marks about the use of school funds? PLEEEEASE!!!! I’m sure there are other qualified educators looking for a job.” (by wonder, commenting on Controversial ex-school principal Texas-bound)
5. “Dara, you are an amazing athlete, you look great! We know you look great. Pulling up your top in public (often) to promote a fitness book . . . getting old. We live in Palm Beach, we can tell you’re ripped with your shirt on. That’s all.” (by Susan, commenting on Olympic medals? Who cares? Looks at the abs on Dara Torres)

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