Show me a party with politicians… and I’ll show you a party full of people with their hands out…

Thank you for your request.

If you would like an ID Tag listed with your “Pro Bono” image in this publication, you will need to file an appeal with the 4th District.

I will personally guide your appeal.

My retainer is $10,000 USD and my hourly rate is $375 per hour in 1/4 hour increments.

This process could take several years and there is no guarantee of success or any result whatsoever, depending on the whim of the court.

The process could bankrupt your business, yourself and cause dramatic personal bitterness and mayhem in your life.

But if we lose, don’t worry, we can just start the process again and appeal to the next level.

But don’t worry, I have taken and Ethics Pledge, so you can be sure I will have no inherent conflict in the additional compensation I rake in should I act in a manner to delay this process, exponentially increase the cost and greatly magnify my personal process.

Please send your check promptly and we will get started with your appeal.

xxxxx and ooooo’s,

J……

(The above is pure parody. None of the above could ever happen and we all know that no one on earth is worth $375 an hour for circuitous paperwork.)

Judge “Breasticles” is back on the bench?

Judge Cooolin?

Supreme Court Justice?

And all these lawyers partying and drinking together?

And people wonder about judicial corruption?

How can Attys and Judges drink, party and dance together at night and expect us not to think cases are fixed in the day?

Maybe its true, maybe its not.

It does look very Palm Beach County….which is not too good for anyone who is not paying to play.