Lambiet’s Lunch: Danica Patrick coming; One more Kennedy

Patrick (Courtesy Sports Illustrated)
– Sexy IndyCar racer Danica Patrick is scheduled to sign autographs at Riviera Beach’s Rapids Water Park Wednesday. Officials at the park, which turns 30 this year, make a habit of inviting famous beauties for anniversaries. For the joint’s 15th birthday, it was model Kathy Ireland. It’s fair to say Patrick wasn’t invited for her driving prowess. She was, after all, in Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit edition last year. “Obviously, when you’re in a water park, you’re in a bikini,” said spokeswoman Tina Hatcher when asked about the choice of celebrity guests. “I don’t believe Danica will be in a bikini this time, but she’ll be signing autographs. She’s got a great cross-appeal that goes beyond car racing.” Patrick is racing at Watkins Glen, N.Y., Sunday. She’ll be at Rapids Water between noon and 3 p.m.

Shriver
– Miami Beach’s Kennedy clan rep Anthony Shriver must be trying to single-handedly replace those fleeing the city. Shriver, 43, and wife Alina, 44, welcomed their fifth child Wednesday. The newbie, John Joseph Sargent Shriver, weighted in at 7 lbs. and 9 0z. for 20 inches. When asked why the couple had another child, Shriver, the nephew of former prez John F. Kennedy, told People magazine: “Well, you could say we have an active sex life.”


Danica’s butt is bigger than I thought.
Glad to see that she is “breaking barriers” as a female racer. And she wonders why people won’t respect her.
All of the photos of Danica I have seen without enhancement are not exactly flatering. In fact she uually looks very unpleasant.
She acted like a spoiled child when I saw her before she was recruited to drive in the league, and she has reportedly gotten worse. She obviously doesn’t have the talent to move up to the Big Leagues, or else she would have done that back before her flame starte to burn out.
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Re: Anthony Shriver’s “sex” comment: As the Cubans in Miami say, “Dime de lo que alardeas y te dire de lo que careces”. Tell me of what you brag, and I will tell you what you are lacking. LOL