Born to write: Clarence Clemons looks back

Clemons with Springsteen July 2 in Germany (AP Photo)
E Street Band sax player Clarence Clemons has been part of the area’s landscape for so long, we think we know him.
But do we really?
The 67-year-old Singer Island resident, arguably one of the world’s most recognizable backup musicians, has never been forthcoming about his private life.
Until now.
Is it his age, now that he’s old enough for Social Security checks?
Does he want the spotlight instead of his usual place in Bruce Springsteen’s shadow?
Regardless, all you always wanted to know about the Big Man but were too chicken to ask will be in a book he just co-authored with TV producer Don Reo (Blossom).
The tome, Big Man, is expected to be on the shelves a few weeks after Clemons and Springsteen blow through South Florida for a BankAtlantic Center concert, Sept. 13.
Still, Page2Live found an advance copy.
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Clemons is famous thanks to Springsteen, and he isn’t about to bite the hand that’s fed him all these years.
But Clemons’ elephant memory of the E Street Band, the early days, makes the book. And his breezy conversational prose places the reader next to him at the counter of a local watering-hole, say the Tiki Bar in Riviera Beach.
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There are a few surprises. Clemons, for example, uses the book to announce he was recently married. For the third time this decade. He kept it pretty quiet. He says of his new bride, Victoria, will be his last. And we end up knowing very little about her. Just that she’s “tall, elegant, 29 and Russian.”
“I swear she could charm a hungry dog off a meat wagon,” Clemons writes.
The two were hitched in Tiburon, Calif., August 8, 2008.
The Big Man also goes into recent changes in his life. An ailing back and bad legs and age have taken their collective toll. And then, he writes, he had a heart attack late last year. Good bye cigars and booze.
“They (doctors) said the damage was minimal, but this is a real warning, man,” he writes. “I’ve had my last cigar and my last tequila.”
The book, meanwhile, is heavy on anecdotes. Some may not be true, he admits. But Springsteen geeks will find the truer chapters first rate. Some go back to The Boss’ humble beginnings as the opening act for Cheech & Chong.
Clemons tells of a night in 1972 when Springsteen, now a part-time Wellington resident, named the band.
The way Clemons tells it, the band on its way to a show would always pick up keyboard player David Sancious last, at his mother’s home on E Street, in Belmar, N.J. Over the months, Springsteen and the boys waited in his driveway for so long that Springsteen quipped: “The band has spent so much time parked on this (bleeping) street that we should call it the E Street Band.”
The other choice, Clemons recalls, was Bruce Springsteen and the Bruce Springsteen Band.
Then there’s the time Clemons almost got the crew arrested as he hid a joint in his shirt pocket during a nasty traffic stop in New Jersey.
Or when Springsteen played a gig at Sing Sing, New York’s violent state prison. The equipment blew up as the band got on the chapel stage. So, with the audience of murderers and rapists and gang members getting restless, Clemons picked up his horn and started playing Buddy Miles’ Them Changes.
The band slowly picked up the groove, and the bad men piped down. One of theirs hopped on stage with his own alto sax, and the session turned into a classic.
Clemons remembers mentioning to Palm Beacher Jimmy Buffett his idea of writing a book. Buffett pooh-poohed it.
“Stick to what you know,” the singer of Margaritaville told Clemons. “Play the horn and keep your mouth shut. Don’t make waves.”
Clemons got the message. In Big Man, he isn’t making waves. He’s riding them.






The book is full of anecdotes, but “some may not be TRUE”?
Then WHAT GOOD ARE THE ANECDOTES?!
Anyone can fill a book with stuff that didn’t happen. But would anyone who wanted to know about this subject want to read about it only to have to wonder what was true and what was b.s.?
Thanks, I’ll skip it.
Oh, and that idiot Jimmy Buffett is telling other musicians to not bother writing books? Clemons should punch him in the face for being such a hypocrite. Like anyone wants to know what Buffett thinks in a book, either? And he’s written a bunch of them. What a hypocrite.
Jimmy writes fictional novels and short stories.
“When the change was made uptown and the Big Man joined the band, from the coastline to the city all the little pretties raise their hands.”
-Bruce Springsteen “Tenth Avenue Freeze-out”
October 21, 2009 marks the release of ‘The Big Man’ Clarence Clemons’ much anticipated book, Big Man: Real Life & Tall Tales. A true gift to readers and fans alike, the book gives the world a probing look into the inner circle of Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Bands royally rocking musical family.
Co-authored by Don Reo with the forward written by Bruce Springsteen, this cutting edge book enthralls readers with fact and fiction. In the forward Bruce writes, “This is not your average rock book. It is something creative, something unique, something new. It is the story of E-Street. It is the story of stories. It is the story of the Big Man.”
Throughout the book The Big Man opens up about his relationship with Bruce and reveals never been told before info. “I knew it when I first met him. Because he was what I was looking for and I was what he was looking for. When we met it felt real for me, it felt real for both of us,” Clemons proclaims.
“The tales of rock and roll history are brought to life by a legend himself, Clarence Clemons.” Former President Bill Clinton
Big Man: Real Life & Tall Tales is a must have for anyone who loves Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band and has been touched by the Big Man’s legendary musical prowess.
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