Lambiet’s Lunch: Matt Damon’s alive and well; Shakira’s a she wolf
Tags: David Letterman, Matt Damon, Shakira
| Friday 11 September 2009 11:46 am
– Matt Damon’s day of reckoning has yet to come, despite this phony Internet posting that the Oscar-winning star of Bourne Identity and Ocean’s Eleven had died during a solo camping trip. The report, falsely attributed to TMZ and mindlessly parroted all over the web, claimed Miami Beach’s Damon had text-messaged friends that he was in trouble in the desert outside San Diego. This much is true: Damon was lost all right. In the wonders of the Venice Film Festival. He even stopped in New York on his way home to chat with David Letterman Thursday.
Alive and loving it, Damon signs autographs outside the Late Show in Manhattan yesterday
– If the cover on the new album by Miami’s Shakira, She Wolf, isn’t enough to make most dudes howl at the moon, then I don’t know what it. The sultry Colombian’s newest, with fellow South Floridian Wyclef Jean, comes out next month.
What kind of crap is this? How is this ‘inside’ or ‘enterprise’? I can get this garbage from Michael K or The Frisky or The Superficial or any of more than a dozen REAL celebrity blogs out there.
Seriously. Tell me something I can’t read any, no - EVERYWHERE else … or try court reporting.
Miami’s Shakira? Come on, Jose…she’s Baranquilla’s Shakira!
Miami’s Matt Damon? Miami’s Wyclef Jean???? Who are you kidding?
Webgirl, this is West Palm Beach! We have to get out gossip where we can, lame though it may be!