Odom

– He speaks! Newlywed (once all the paperwork is signed) Lamar Odom, a former Miami Heat star, finally opened up this morning about his wedding to reality TV’s Khloe Kardashian (Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami) over the weekend. Of course, the first question he was asked on ESPN 710 radio in Los Angeles was about the lovebirds’ monthlong courtship. “I’ve been a rock star . . . since I was 16,” the 29-year-old L.A. Laker said, “and doing it (getting hooked up) so fast, there was a lot of family members who couldn’t even agree. So I can imagine what it would look like to the outside person not involved in my life every day. . . I fell in love and the reason why I knew I was in love was because I knew how I felt when I wasn’t with that person or if she was no longer in my life . . . I never had a problem meeting women. I moved to Miami (in 2003, then he was traded to L.A. in the deal that brought Shaquille O’Neal to Miami) and we all know what that scene is like down there. But I finally met the one that I knew if I lost her, it would hurt the most.” Isn’t that sweet?

Damon on his phony directing gig (Courtesy YouTube)

– It’s Miami Beach’s Matt Damon like you’ve never seen him. One of the few level-headed people in showbiz, Damon flew off at Entourage star Adrian Grenier the other day, in a phony PSA that hit YouTube with a vengeance. The video, available below, is to promote Entourage’s season finale on HBO Sunday. Damon, as in Ocean’s Eleven and The Bourne Identity, pretends to direct Grenier in the filming of a clean water message when Damon starts lobbing four-letter bombs, too many of them to bleep. Particularly funny: Grenier’s co-star, Jeremy Piven, seems to be more embarrassed than anyone. Be advised, the video on the jump is for mature audiences only. Click