Tiger Woods’ car crash, his golf club-wielding wife and his alleged mistress!

Uchitel (Courtesy Blackbook.com)
If you believe there’s nothing more to golfer Tiger Woods’ mysterious Black Friday car crash than the official line, then I’ve got some land next door to him on Jupiter Island for sale.
The superstar golfer was hurt in the wee hours when he backed his Escalade out of his driveway in the Isleworth gated community of Windermere, near Orlando, and hit a fire-hydrant then a tree.
So happens that, on the same day, the Boca Raton-based National Enquirer hit the supermarket counters in the Orlando area with a front page story outing Woods’ alleged mistress.

Woods and Nordegren
And you thought the man has no personality?
Whether the golf superstar’s Swedish wife, former nanny Elin Nordegren, had seen the Enquirer’s story before she went outside to “help” Woods, as she claimed, is unclear. She told cops she broke the Escalade’s back window with a golf club so that he could get out.
You don’t suppose the lacerations to Woods face, allegedly suffered in the accident, occurred after the wife caught up with her gossip reading?
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State troopers investigating the crash would love to know. But they were turned away from Woods property today as they arrived for a scheduled interview. According to a statement put out tonight, troopers will return tomorrow to talk to the couple.

Uchitel (in black) and a friend
The Enquirer’s issue could flip the famously private Woods’ world upside down, if it hasn’t yet.
It introduces us to star-struck New York party girl Rachel Uchitel, who allegedly has been seeing Woods since meeting him in a nightclub in June. NE reporters tracked down the pretty blond Uchitel all the way down under – to an Australian hotel in which Woods was checked in during the Australian Masters in mid-November.
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An insider at the tab tells me an Enquirer reporter was shown lovey-dovey text-messages between Uchitel and Woods, and pictures of Uchitel and Woods together.
Uchitel, however, tells me she’s not too happy about the hoopla. In an exclusive interview with Page2Live, she tells me she retained lawyers for a possible slander lawsuit against the tabloid.
“The lawyers asked me not to comment about anything,” said Uchitel, who also boasted an affair with the married Bones star David Boreanaz, whose wife was pregnant at the time. “I’m looking to sue the National Enquirer. Their story is inaccurate. My reputation is being dragged through the mud and that’s not right.”
Uchitel refused to answer any questions about her relationship, if any, with the soon-to-be Jupiter Island resident Woods, or the accident.
In a letter to the Enquirer, Woods’ attorneys denied he’s having an affair. Woods and Nordegren have a two-year-old girl and nine-month-old boy.
The golfer is putting the finishing touches on a $50 million-plus beachfront home on Jupiter Island, just north of West Palm Beach. He’s also building his mother, Tida, a mansion across the Intracoastal.






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…she should have shoved one club up Tiger’s arse and wrapped the other around his neck. See you in divorce $$$$$$$$$ court Mr. Woods.
You guys lay off my boy Tiggnizzal, he’s just being a guy, and his ole lady just aint givin it to em. Of course he’s gonna go hunting for some more . . .. Life is young, hoe’s are abundant, and they want them some tiger cubs.
ANYONE WHO READS THE ENQUIRER IS AN IDIOT.. AND TO BELIEVE WHAT THEY READ IN IT , IS A BIGGER IDIOT. YOU PEOPLE WHO THRIVE ON THIS CRAP ARE IDIOTS AND ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS IF HE DID OR DID NOT.. DON’T YOU NEGATIVE MINDED JERKS HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO? GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING OR DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE.PEACE OUT..( AND THE JERK THAT SAYS HE’S EL TIGRE’S BUDDY.. YOUR AN ASS..I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU..
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H.T. is that you Tiger
H.T Boy you sure sound mad for this not to be tiger. If tiger don’t want anyone talking this way about him he ought to keep his lil-man in his pants. Every man have a little Bobby Brown in him. It’s hard to replace a tiger, she’ll be ok.
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Well… to think all this time we thought he was a BUICK man and now to see him caught red handed in a Caddy! Scandalous!!!
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At least your finally writing about something else the PBSO you arrogant ass!
Why was Tiger out that late?I think he & his wife had a huge fight due to his possible affair.I feel very sorry for his wife.She’s way to pretty to be him anyway.
……CUT THE TIGERS TAIL……
BUSTED !
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Anyone else think that the “golf club” breaking the window was a cover story, he was leaving…she was pizzed and whacked the club into the fleeing car causing the accident?
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Tiger, babysitters are for Babysitting purposes only !! I jumped one of my Babysitters and my girlfriend was at work…… Damn, That was some good stuff !!! Pay for it later….Nothing beats a Tasty Diet of 125 lbs of Strange !!
Tiger, don’t say it is true, baby boy! If it is true, no faith forever in men!
Babs got it right………BUSTED……… The bigger they are the harder they fall……….
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What a waste of a good golf club! Whatever happened to baseball bats?
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Finally, Jose has some good dirt that is relevant! I love Tiger and have followed his career since he was 16. He’s a Capricorn and whatever they think they can get away with they will do…but after popping out two kids no woman is going to take that bull…knocking out a back window to get your husband whose driving out of the car…that’s a load of crap!
TIGER YOU CAN READ A GREEN BUT NOT A GOLD DIGGING NANNY BROTHER LIKE EDDIE MURPHY SAID CAN YOU SAY HALF. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE SET YOUR STANDARDS SOMEWHAT HIGHER. NICE TRY WITH THE STAGED ACCIDENT I GUESS YOU BOTH THINK WERE ALL F—ING STUPID.
HE HAS TO MUCH TO LOSE, LET ME SAY THIS, BELEIVE IN HALF OF WHAT YOU SEE AND NONE OF WHAT YOU HEAR. HES WIFE IS SO SEXY IM’ SURE SHE HAS HER OWN DANCE POLE AT HOME. LAUGH, DO IT GIRL.
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Jesus christ–nearly every single one of the posts I’ve read here appear to have been written by near-illiterates.
Everything from misused apostrophes to the wrong form of “to/too,” to subject-verb disagreement… Seriously, not one of you appears to be competent to write the English language. You should ALL STFU until you can present your thoughts intelligently. How about [those] apples?!
I find it sad that peoples private lives are dragged through the mud, What is going on in Mr Woods life is really no ones business. I hope the man is ok and recovers from his injuries. I also dont find it strange he did not meet with police. I am sure he would have to talk with a attorney before police since things are getting out of hand in the news.
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OOOhhh OOOhhh Take the MONEY and run!!!!
Does this mean Tiger is getting a hole in 2?
Keep it up Tigger, your going to be just like O.J. Simpson OH! I forgot your not black, MY BAG!
Seems his wife has a pretty good swing too! If it flies, floats or f**k’s rent it, never buy it!
The rumors are pretty close to the truth… according to those “inside the ropes” of golf and local law enforcement. Tiger’s wife was chasing him with a golf club after a late hour confrontation over the mistress story. He crashed pulling out of the driveway while she was chasing after him and his car with the club. The situation is really bad for Tiger and Elin. She could be facing assault charges, he could be facing the breakup of his family and the PR damage to Teflon Tiger’s professional reputation is beyond bad.
to:joy ur n idiot y u gotta play the race card and if u knew anything b4 opening ur mouth(idiot)u’d know tiger woods is black his mother is white n his father is black……which makes him black(idiot)
I am not a huge follower/believer of The National Enquirer, however, they did break the story on John Edwards’ love child. With fortune and fame, one’s privacy is a heavy price to pay. I believe I have all of the apostrophes and verb agreements in order. he. he.
The person that wrote this article full of SHIT - “JOSE LAMBIET” - should have his sissy little balls cut off and his head submerged in human shit.
I’m notifying Mr. Woods’ attorney of this right away.
Go to hell and die, you maggot bastard.
Its inevitable for these women who marry these famous and/or wealthy men that they will not be 100% loyal. When these men have everything they want, they always look for more ways to satisfy the craving for even more than they already have. Is a human flaw but very real. So the question is, will Mrs. Woods use this and cash out of the marriage, or will the privledge of being a golf legend’s wife have more value to her? This is south Florida. Blonde divorced women with millions in the bank are common, and they don’t always get into the best clubs and networks. Its the connections that count - I would stick it out if I was her. Maybve she’ll get a big “apology gift” like Kobe gave his wife.
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I wonder if Tiger was poor,if he would have women flocking all over him?I think not!
TIGER IS HUMAN WHY ARE PEOPLE ALL UP IN HIS BUSINESS EVEN IF ANY OF THIS IS TRUE TIGER IS NOT THE FIRST MAN AND HE SURE WILL NOT BE THE LAST TO CHEAT ON HIS WIFE ALL WITH NEGATIVE COMMENTS LOOK AT YOUR RELATIONSHIP AND SPEND 6 MONTHS TAKING CARE OF YOUR HOUSE AND 6 MONTHS STAYING OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE BUSINESS LEAVE YOU WITH NO TIME FOR TIGER OR NOBODY ELSE. MRS WOODS STAY THEIR WITH YOUR HUSBAND BECAUSE 99% OF THE PEOPLE WRITING HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO BUT LOOK FOR GOSSIP WHICH IS THE DEVIL WORKSHOP AND DO NOT HAVE A MAN OR WOMAN OF THEIR OWN AND JEALOUS BECAUSE THEY WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVE A MAN LIKE TIGER PLEASE DO NOT BE THE WIFE THAT SAY SCAT CAT AND LET ONE OF THEM BE THE ONE TO SAT HERE KITTY KITTY.
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Everything’s coming up roses in “Tiggerland” with Tigger and Winnie the Pooh. Ho hum, what shall he do???
OK; enough has been said [almost certainly correct]about the circumstances. THREE days and no straightforward response. BAD PR which is the reverse of what he has always been about. I love the Buick and bat references by the way. The interesting thing not mentioned and playing on this “non discussion”: although a “minor” accident may not involve a police investigation, a 911 call perhaps regarding a case of domestic violence absolutely [along with DUI] does. No such thing as private affair [no pun intended] here. That along with MANDATORY arrest of the perp–in this case the wife; note the scratches that could only have come from a feline or female, certainly not shatter-proof glass. I give her credit for refusing to go along with his bogus tale [again no pun intended] as she faces time in the big house–and I don’t mean on Jupiter Island!
If you take a look at the accident photos, the doors to the Escalade are not damaged and intact. GMC also has a feature that unlocks the doors in an accident. Why would anyone break the rear window? Doesn’t make sense. Why does he have scratches and cuts since the airbag went off? Why don’t they just tell the truth and move on, I think the reason the public caught on to this story is because it rings of deceit.
Everybody has a right to some privacy in their lives. Whether there is any adultery involved or not is their own business, and they should be allowed to settle it within the parties concerned.
The National Enquirer has been right more often than not.
Picture this scenario. Domestic Argument. Irate wife, wielding a 9-Iron, clobbers accused cheating husband right in the kisser. Disoriented Hubby tries to drive off at 2:30 in the morning while wife is smashing out car windows in pursiut. Crash.
Attorneys are circling overhead before the paramedics get there. Beginning of story.
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You’re exactly right, Kelly. Driver side door was not damaged. No reason why Tiger couldn’t have gotten out after the crash. Angry wife trying to take a few whacks at Tiger broke out the windows. Lies, lies, lies. That’s why the story will stay hot for days.
The real truth about the accident is- Tiger was on his way to the Chevron event. It’s a long drive and he was leaving early in order to arrive in time. Unfortunately, he backed into a fire hydrant and when it broke, it unnerved him such that he went forward suddenly and hit a tree by accident. That’s the truth!
Wow, Nike really does have power. I hope that as I have been buying their product for years that when I am caught DUI they will give me a lawyer that can make the police go away when they are investigating a crime. Will his wife get a sponsorship deal for her firm grip on the iron as she smashed the rear window?
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Hmmm, Since when doesn’t a person have to answer police questions during an investigation? How can they investigate a matter and follow up on leads when Tiger repeatedly won’t answer questions? Thought if you didn’t answer you were escorted to police headquarters. Also, isn’t Tiger required to fill out an accident report with the police department and his car insurance company detailing how the accident happened?
Arrest the guy and put him in jail for failure to cooperate with a police investigation.
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The scary thing Pete is that people like you think they have to answer police questions period. The answer to your question of since when do you not have to answer police question during an investigation? Since forever!
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Humorous take on the media’s treatment of Elin:
http://stupidfuture.wordpress.com/2009/12/02/solved-the-mysterious-mystery-of-tiger-woods-mysterious-wife/
A site is taking bets on Tiger Woods to be divorced. Does anyone think thats a good bet considering the love affair rumors?
The odds seem kinda low to me.
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Tigers wife can’t really expect to have the tiger all to her self. It’s only fair that other women get to have A taste of a literal Tiger inside of them.Plus I don’t think ruining a golf club was such a good idea—- How the hell is he supposed to play golf now?
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Cruise, George Michae all are just human and what or who is to say the Tiger Woods did not want to relax. Only GOD is without failure. And many beings question why. Everone is weak in some way form or fashion, this will make a great sell or live time movie; go for it Tiger Woods and get Paid.gg
It is to bad that this is all we have to talk about, is someone elses tragedies in their personal life. I understand he is famous and in the lime light. But pepole let it go, it is really none of our bizz. I like his golf game, wish I could be coached by him, but I don’t care about his sexual habits and neither should anyone else.
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People act like Tiger is such a schmuck for banging hot chics that literally throw themselves, naked, at his feet. Then for these women to claim “ignorance” about is marrital status is just the worst kind of STUPIDITY. I guarantee you, Tiger DID NOT have to even ask twice. $100 Million+ per year, celebrity status, how hard do you think he had work to bag any of them???? He has a harder time putting on a tricky course then bagging any of these chics. YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED IDIOTS. Tiger hit it and walked off the green, NOW you Dare to acted like it was you that got burned??? Indicitive and typical of moronic
“club chic” mentality.
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