Tiger Woods’ phony Christmas card; Chinese TV’s version of what really happened
Posted by Jose Lambiet | Breaking News, Jupiter Island |
Tags: Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods
| Wednesday 2 December 2009 7:52 pm
Tags: Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods
| Wednesday 2 December 2009 7:52 pm
This heavily altered picture of golf prodigy Tiger Woods with his wife (for the moment), Elin Nordegren, has gone viral on the web. It refers, of course, to rumors that the Swedish swatter whooped Woods’ behind after finding out that he’d allegedly been spreading himself all over the world. The author of what is billed as the 2009 Christmas card of the Woods family is unknown.
And not to be outdone, Chinese television ran these reenactments of what may, or not, have happened at the Woods residence in Windermere early on Black Friday:
Sick. Leave the MAN alone. Let him have his privacy.
If they wern’t getting paid big $$$ they wouldn’t have anything to say.
Leave the guy alone already…….
As lame as most of your stories are, this is a low for you.
that’s a great picture up there. too funny! i added that video to my Top 10 Tiger Woods Golf Videos Of All Time there’s some really great videos on the list.
Tiger, Tiger, Tiger…..all this over a $20.00 Prostitute thinking she has a real title ???? She looks like a Crack Whore compared to your Soul Mate !!! Never mess with a WHITE WOMAN….. You only have the Strokes and a Wood….She has the Beaver and the Brains…… something you Yo Bro’s lack !!!
How can we blame Obama for this? From a fellow Tea Bagger.
Thank you Tiger! U have made “normal” men not look so bad. Things will get better friend.
Jose…you are a despicable bag of shit!!! Let this man alone and stop trying to make money off of a private matter…
I hope I never see you somewhere with someone other than your wife…oh, that’s right I never will…CAUSE YOU’RE NOT HUMAN AND ARE PERFECT!!!! PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULD NOT THROW STONES!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG.. who cares?
This is a golfer not a saint. Even if he’s cheated that’s between him & his wife. Consensual affair is not a crime (unless u live in the middle-east
) & nobody has to talk to the police about that.
a lot of people cheated & being obsessed w/this is so stupid
The bottom line is “Life is like a Shit Sandwich, the more bread you have, the less Shit you have to eat”. That is 100% proof based on the Highway Patrols not being able to have access to his Blood Alcohol levels.
Yes. Did you see the Police Diagram of the vehicles erratic path leaving his house at 2.30 am? It would make a double-drunk look stone sober.
This guy has sold the public an image of squeaky clean family man with values.
Like most family values floggers, he turned out to be a hypocrite….but does not want to pay the price.
He makes a MINT of his PUBLIC image but once his wife allegedly or hypothetically beats the crap out of him with a club…well…..now he wants PRIVACY?
Sorry Tiger. If you get paid millions for your public image…you got what’s coming to you now bud…stop crying about it.
Does he really drive a minivan that is abnormally large? I mean, the guy has abnormal money, but would he drive something that abnormal? RIch people are weird.
OK, we’ll leave Tiger alone. But you’re a damn fool if you think the wife was trying to help him escape from the crashed vehicle by whacking the windows. She was going after Tiger’s head and 9-iron.
You hypocrites calling for this to be private and leave tiger alone:
You were the same ones circulating the hate and eating these stories up when it was President Clinton.
You couldn’t get enough.
So, go back to your chicken coups and dry up.
Tiger should have kept his mouth shut and his weiner at home.
Suggestion for you Tiger baby:
Don’t get all stabby and knifey with your wifey.
Let her go man.
Jail is no picnic.
Later, Juice out.
Never ceases to amaze me the character of men. Tiger has a gorgeous and classy wife but he’ll risk it all for a cheap hustler. Why do men do this? Please someone make me understand. It cant be about ego, he’s the best at what he does, it cant be about unhappiness at home, he has a beautiful wife and adorable kids,it cant be money worries, well we know its not that so is it all just about the sex? Is that it? Men risk losing everything for a piece of tail? Come on, help me understand this please.
Tiger, please stop whining about the public’s desire to know what’s going on. We’re paying you every time we buy Nikes and a host of other products. When you pitch these products to us, you are asking us to trust your judgement, integrity, intelligence and experience.
Well, we’re learning a lot about these characteristics. You’ve cheated on your wife so you’d cheat us, and you’re extremely stupid to give electronic evidence to a low-life ho to sell to a tabloid. How the hell can we trust your advice on shoes, cars and other items? I’m going to avoid buying any of the products you’re trying to convince me to buy.
Tigger needs to man - up and tell the truth.
We all know he is insulting the world by allegedly BLATANTLY lying about this riduculous story.
Anyone can easily guess that his wife quite simply beat the living crap out of him with a golf club….(ironic).
Most celebrities , politicians , etc are just managed images……
Tiger is OK with his NON_PRIVATE image if its a million dollar pay-off ofr a lie….
Of course, if its called news and its the truth…..well……he allegedly needs his privacy.
What a putz.
And this is not a man thing…it takes two to tango….people don’t cheat in good relationships in marriages…the man always gets blamed but the woman no exactly what they are doing to.
What if it was Tigger accused of beating his wife up with a golf club?
Proven our not…he would be locked up in jail right now…..waiting for trial.
Ummm, I’m not a crime scene investigator or anything like that, but why would Elin have to bust out both rear windows to save Tiger? LOL! Looks like something I would have done if my husband were cheating one me.
Christocinti- Tiger does have 2 small children. A large vehicle would make travel alot easier….
This is funny stuff.
What this is really all about is us putting idols on pedestals and then sitting back and laughing when they fall. It’s going to the circus to see the tightrope walker fall. It helps us feel our middling lives are better. There’s a sign leading to LAX Airport with the headline, “Hometown Hero,” and a picture? Kobe Bryant. We love making idols, then seeing them fall, then watching them rise…over and over…Britney, Paris, Michael Vick, Mike Tyson…on and on…it’s what makes “great” reality TV. And, quite amazingly, the fallen idols come back for more, the warmth of the spotlight, the money, the fame is too much for them. We have people in the world that wish only for a bowl of rice to fill their bellies and we focus on this idiot? I say idiot because how smart can you be to have youth, talent, money, family, all the trappings that come with being Tiger Woods and risk it all for a piece of ass? This is who kids aspire to be? Not the teacher, fireman, policeman of my day. They want more, or what they think is more. We need to all look back in the history books and study Rome. If history repeats itself, look out world.
Hey DIDYOUSEETHAT:
Yes it is all just about the sex? Yes that’s it. Men risk losing everything for a piece of tail.
Variety is the Spice of Life.
Maybe if the sex drive goes away the man will stay.
We are hunters and gatherers. We need to mate and mate often.
How you Doin?
Thanks Big Jim
I think you meant to type” Maybe if the sex drive STAYS the man will stay”, not sure but I believe exactly what you said. I honestly dont believe its in our nature (men and women) to be faithful to one. We are mammals and thats an animal, so its just being true to ones nature to have several partners. Its only a problem when people refuse to accept that this is normal behavior and insist on monogamy.
Moral of the Story::: Never mess with a blonde - if you want to keep your teeth!!!