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With Tiger Woods hiding, his sex buds poke fun

Posted by Jose Lambiet | Hookups, Hotties, Island’s Finest, Miami Beach, Photo Gallery, Politicos, Scandals |
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| Saturday 2 January 2010 12:01 pm Print This Post

Loredana Jolie, one of Tiger Woods‘ playmates (in white in the photo gallery below), and self-described madam Michelle Braun (in black) shared a hearty laugh at the golfer’s expense while mugging for a paparazzo Friday night on a Miami Beach street. With Page2Live shutterbug Michael Storms flashing away, the twosome was joined by Dominique Audigier, brother of Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier, and laughed hysterically when one of them brought up philandering Tiger while pointing at the words “Friendly John” on a portable toilet. Braun told New York’s Daily News last month that Woods shelled out more than $60,000 to play around with her escorts, including Playboy model Jolie.

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  1. Comment by HM — January 2, 2010 @ 12:03 pm

    By the way…that smell? It ain’t the porti-pottie.

  2. Comment by UNITED WE GOLF — January 2, 2010 @ 12:58 pm

    http://www.UnitedWeGolf.com

  3. Comment by Jack — January 2, 2010 @ 1:35 pm

    Nothin’ but disease carriers..

  4. Comment by Jack — January 2, 2010 @ 1:37 pm

    Nothin’ but disease carriers

  5. Comment by milfordman — January 2, 2010 @ 2:02 pm

    Everyone loves a fake ,drunk,whore to play with..happy new year ,im in….

  6. Comment by Mary G. — January 2, 2010 @ 2:25 pm

    Those women are not hot, and they are not his friends.

    They are whoooores, one making money off other women. She should be arrested if she has admitted to selling women for sex, as it’s illegal outside Vegas.

    Sadly, for a price, they’d both crawl into that port a potty for sex. Where is the stigma for such women, and why does hollywood think all blonde American girls should grow up to be that?

  7. Comment by me, myself, and i — January 2, 2010 @ 2:32 pm

    That poor thing in white is a playboy bunny? Wow! Standards have hit the floor. She is not pretty at all.

  8. Comment by Joe Maira — January 2, 2010 @ 4:27 pm

    If Miss Jolie was trying to hold her Gut in, she missed by about 6 inches !! Tigers toys will get better now He’s single…..You tend to settle for less while in a Relationship and gain standards after being single a while !!

  9. Comment by buzz — January 2, 2010 @ 4:49 pm

    Tiger played with whore and lost it all, lets not glorify these girls as anything other than whores, no matter how high priced.

  10. Comment by ED THE PALMBEACHER — January 2, 2010 @ 5:04 pm

    CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERY WOMAN WHO HAD SEX WITH A BLACK MARRIED MAN NAMED TIGER!! You and your families must be proud of that accomplishment to say the very least!! I WONDER IF HE WAS A HOMEY STANDING ON THE STREETS OF RIVIERA BEACH, would you drive up and down broadway in search of your FRIENDLY JOHN??? Or is it the fact of the MONEY!!!! Obviously whores can be bought its just a matter of how much!!!! AGAIN CONGRATULATIONS OF HAVING THE TITLE OF WHORE!!!!

  11. Comment by Minnie — January 2, 2010 @ 5:06 pm

    Is this really worthy of a headline on the front page?
    What happened to editorial integrity??

  12. Comment by Mary G. — January 2, 2010 @ 5:20 pm

    Thank you. (swapping sex buds for hot friends ;-)

  13. Comment by Tim — January 2, 2010 @ 5:45 pm

    I’ll bet these blonds have black hair, by crackee.

  14. Comment by daves a loser — January 2, 2010 @ 6:05 pm

    ED

    THE PALM BEACHER SAYS IT

    ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DONT GET IT WRONG WELL ALL LOV WHORES

    BUT HATE AIDS

  15. Comment by haha — January 2, 2010 @ 7:22 pm

    Wow- like they didnt know that Tiger was married, whores by day and night, white trash to say the least.
    it’s all about money, and those that are promoting them are sicker then they are. Whores could be to good of a word for them.

  16. Comment by JustMeee — January 2, 2010 @ 7:25 pm

    Ugh. Poor, poor stereotypical Tiger.

  17. Comment by ewww — January 2, 2010 @ 7:36 pm

    you know its tigers personal business who he has had sexual affairs with.too bad he lost the best one of them all!!none of the girls hes cheated with compare to his beautiful wife.i hope she finds a real man to appreciate her….

  18. Comment by Voyager — January 2, 2010 @ 8:32 pm

    These girls arent the only “suckers” in this saga. Tiger was too. Paying these non-GFE skanks top dollar when you could meet “CJ” or “The Jamie” for $2.

    Just goes to show, money cant buy you good taste…..

    They are not whores, they are “ho’s”. Get it right you bunch of amatuer haters…..

  19. Comment by Mary G. — January 2, 2010 @ 9:34 pm

    Happy 30th birthday, Elin on January 1.

    Surely with that kind of birthday, she knows the promise of new beginnings…

  20. Comment by john — January 2, 2010 @ 10:37 pm

    Putt-DaddY!! You go BOY!!

  21. Comment by Phillip Michael Thomas — January 3, 2010 @ 12:22 am

    To Ed the palm beacher#10. I know it sucks knowing a black man like Tiger can get better looking white women then you any day of the week. I know your girl if you have one does not compare phyiscally to his wife. Ed you know Tiger is just a superior man overall compared to you. You just cannot take knowing that a black man has a superior life compared to yours.
    Deal with it you old racist. Your time has passed.

  22. Comment by JGP — January 3, 2010 @ 3:30 am

    They better get out of there before the truck comes to empty the porta-john. They might be mistaken for pieces of s$!t and get sucked up.

  23. Comment by jaded — January 3, 2010 @ 6:09 am

    Why are all his women white and blond? I think he might be the racist.

  24. Comment by american patriot — January 3, 2010 @ 6:54 am

    It;s not a surprise people on here defend Tiger and say he is a superior male and can get a white woman anytime he wants.
    Shamefully it is true but so can any loser with Money.

    The thing with tiger is not that he was having sex with alot of woman. It is the fact that he was doing before during and after his relationship and marriage with his wife.

    That makes him a very mentally sick person. That is a very sneaky un trust worthy person and the sad thing is he could have stayed single and not involved this young woman or knocked her up with two children.

    He is very disturbed and has mental problems.

    For the woman in this picture, yes they are whores.
    The Men that were with them, are cowards and scumbags and use prostitutes I’m sure. They are lonely homely looking guys and that is why they try and hang out with these little girls for attention.
    Yes I said little girls, because they act like teenagers to try and get attention.

    I have infact spoke to both of these woman and they are very dumb and are very uneducated.

    Way to go Tiger, you have even gotten Prostitues auirtime.

    However Tiger you are but one loser in professional Golf and there are many that are womanizers, gamblers, alchoholics, abusers and Golf and the anal PGA likes to keep it all swept under the rug.

    Golf is for spoiled rich people that could never play a real sport and it allows them to get together and lie to each other about how rich and great they are.

    Quite a pathetic bunch

  25. Comment by Chicks — January 3, 2010 @ 8:27 am

    The one in black has her face & hand pressed against the portable toilet door. Talk about NASTY.

  26. Comment by Darwin's List — January 3, 2010 @ 8:28 am

    I am sure these “lady’s” parents are very proud. My guess is they aren’t hoping for a job at NASA…..
    I think our evolution is in jepardy!

  27. Comment by Phillip Michael Thomas — January 3, 2010 @ 9:02 am

    Hey folks I know everyone thinks Tiger is the scumbag of the year. Cheating with all these nasty white low rent whores.Let’s not forget these Nasty Despicable Scumbag cheaters: Senator John McCain,Rudy Giuliani,Eliot Spitzer,John Edwards, Bill Clinton,South Carolina Gov.Mark Sanford,Prince Charles,Donald Trump,John Kennedy,Charlie Sheen,Hugh Grant,Jude Law,Newt Gingrich etc,etc.

  28. Comment by Anette — January 3, 2010 @ 9:41 am

    Is the commentor named Phillip Michael Thomas’ the man who starred in Miami Vice? Another beautiful black man

  29. Comment by Lawrence — January 3, 2010 @ 9:45 am

    Did Tiger have a lease with these women?

  30. Comment by Fashionista — January 3, 2010 @ 9:50 am

    Ms. Jolie is truly classless, wearing white after Labor day.

  31. Comment by shewouldchopitoff — January 3, 2010 @ 9:57 am

    behind every disgraced man is at least one whore.

  32. Comment by bonita — January 3, 2010 @ 10:00 am

    This “ho’s” now make more money than Tiger?
    Only in America! And don’t forget it is income tax time!

  33. Comment by jimi genius — January 3, 2010 @ 12:39 pm

    Silly Rabbit, Tricks are for Hookers!

  34. Comment by ALAN — January 3, 2010 @ 1:06 pm

    Great picture documenting the ongoing decay of our society. A madam and one of her ho’s, standing next to a porta pottie - in mockery of their earnings from Tiger Woods. Oh, Friendly John, oh, so funny. What a sad picture of America. Jump in the toilet where both of you belong!

  35. Comment by Dave Ross — January 3, 2010 @ 1:52 pm

    Tooooo much silicone, but they fit right in with all the rest on Miami Beach!

  36. Comment by Rudolph S. — January 3, 2010 @ 2:58 pm

    Why didn’t Tiger hit on Whoopie or Oprah???

  37. Comment by Totally Disgusted — January 3, 2010 @ 11:30 pm

    Number 36-

    YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Way to watch the distasteful comments and delete them. This is an insult to Elin…..

  38. Comment by go4it — January 6, 2010 @ 3:58 pm

    Who is the midget guy with them by the toilet? Tiny fellow, maybe he’s a dwarf?

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