I prefer cars to hookers myself, cheaper maintenance and more love..

Probably the best damn offer he’d get, no broker.

These whores should take a bow with their 15 minutes already and get (”back”) to work doing what they do best. No such thing as Celebrity Hookers, typically their married clients want to avoid the limelight, so this has got to be bad for the whoring business business in general.

As for the featured hooker, she’s good looking but I’ll bet the married clientelle is shrinking, (my guess is client shrinkage is bad in the hooker business) as most of what they (the John) are paying for - is secrecy.

That’s Right Girls, they (”PAY FOR SECRECY.”)

Which is why usually whores keep secrets because they are paid to. (You make a hormone…) So it seems like these particular hookers are not giving their clients their money’s worth. (that would be a cheap whore)…

God knows Woods probably paid them well, it is a shame that they don’t realize that it is the confidentiality that he was paying for and not their ‘looks like every other fine whore that you’ve ever seen in vegas’ good looks. It just goes to show, you can never give too much money to a Hooker and it will never be enough.

Personnally, I don’t hold it against Tiger that he had the money and was willing to pay a fine hooker, like this featured hooker to have wild fantasy sex and keep her mouth shut about it. He just should have done those type of things when he was single.

I can’t believe that Kid Rock can support all these hookers by himself because I guess this story will certainly put pressure on their married clientelle!

It’s like the great Hooker Recession!

See, now they have to write books!

I wonder if the book can be read in 30 minutes and she can sell it for $200 a copy? (plus tip) Cause that $5k a lay pay day sure does dry up fast when their face is on page 2!

Silly Hookers, how many celebrity Hooker books will be coming out? Each one will have to be more outrageous! Doubt their are any best selling Hookers out there.

Makes me happy that I don’t solicit hookers!

Word to the Wise.

Kid Rock, you’ve got your work cut out for you.

Though we can be certain Kid’s up to the job!