Alert! Heavy metal superstar Ozzy Osbourne is expected in Palm Beach Gardens Friday, but there shouldn’t be anything too weird going on. He’ll sign copies of his best-selling autobiography, I am Ozzy.
If all goes well, if he doesn’t get lost, the star of the MTV reality show The Osbournes will be his unintelligible self with fans starting at 6 p.m. at the Barnes & Nobel at Legacy Place.
The tome already sits at No. 4 on the New York Times best-sellers list.

Ozzy Osbourne at a signing in England (click on the photo for more)
“He’s been good for the book business,” said spokeswoman Lauren Pfretzschner, preparing for the biggest even in the store’s three-year history.
Pfretzschner said fans must buy Ozzy’s $26.99-book first, get a wrist band then wait in line. Osbourne will be signing for as long as there are books available, or as long as he can physically stand it, whichever comes first.
According to reviews, the most amazing about the hardcover is that Osbourne came out of more than 40 years in rock’n'roll in a decent enough shape to dump his anecdotes on paper, through a ghost writer of course. Be warned: Sharon Osbourne’s hubby is big on stories about bodily functions, usually his own.
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