Among the 37,157 comments posted on Page2Live so far, some stand out by their laugh-out-loud humor, wry wit, clever reasoning, bald-faced meanness or abysmal stupidity. Here are five from the past few days that caught my attention. You vote. And I’ll print the highest vote-getter in my column in The Palm Beach Post while the winning author gets a new Page2Live t-shirt. For the grand prize’s purposes, voting shuts down at midnight Saturday!

1. “I have to say the officers at the prison were really nice, treated me and the other guys in there pretty good. The food on the other hand wasn’t the best, LOL, but I guess jail food is supposed to be nasty. If you ever have to post bail, don’t go to either one of the bail bonds near the jail.” (by Lional Dalton, former NFL star who ended up in the pokey after a domestic violence incident, commenting on Ex-NFL tackle Lional Dalton accused of tackling the wife)

Bondi

2. “If I had my way, I’d vote for that awesome St. Bernard!” (by Doglover, commenting on this photo of Florida Attorney General wannabe Pam Bondi, And Pam Bondi wins Miss GOP 2010)

3. “He should not have been fired. If anything, they should have promoted him for cleaning up the mess on the streets. Since prison has turned from punishment into a free hotel, its up to the police to spank them.” (by Morgan, commenting on the firing of a PBSO deputy nicknamed The Punisher, Who’s The Punisher Now?)

4. “Oh brother, how silly! I am going to cancel my appointment with Corcoran, I can not be subjected to this kind of stuff, while shopping for my new beach house in Palm Beach. Any home listed by them is now off my list. Such a shame!” (by DAB, commenting on a story about a spat at the Corcoran real estate office in Palm Beach between a millionaire buyer and a broker, Millions or not, don’t mess with mom!)

5. “After exhaustive research, I could not find the ‘professional courtesy’ exception in the Florida Statutes, particularly under Chapter 316.” (by Kojak, commenting on WPB to cops caught on red-light cameras: Pay up!)

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Among the 31,191 comments posted on Page2Live so far, some stand out by their laugh-out-loud humor, wry wit, clever reasoning, bald-faced meanness or abysmal stupidity. Here are five from the past few days that caught my attention. You vote and I’ll print the most popular one in my column in The Palm Beach Post:

1. “In these times of want and woe, and a tumultuous sea of change for everyone in this world, it is good to see that nothing ever changes at the PBSO.” (by Mike Katz, commenting on PBSO forks over half a mil)

2. “I wish people would stop making comments saying Tori has a face like a ‘horse.’ No one deserves that!! No wonder she has low self esteem.” (by Sara, commenting on 90210 star Tori Spelling hawking books in SoFla)

3. “I would like to thank those who took time to comment. For those who don’t like me, I’m sorry, but when you’ve lived a great portion of your life in a fish bowl, there will be times people just won’t agree with you . . . I’m sorry that someone might feel I’m egotistical, but I promise you I’m much less stuck on myself than many people in my business . . . I promise you I was without fault in any way, shape or form. I was verbally abused and threatened, and friends stepped in to protect me from what they percieved to be a physical threat.” (by Bob Nichols, commenting on Former TV anchor Bob Nichols in golf club fight)

4. “You mean to say that there wasn’t another candidate for this position??? One without any question marks about the use of school funds? PLEEEEASE!!!! I’m sure there are other qualified educators looking for a job.” (by wonder, commenting on Controversial ex-school principal Texas-bound)

5. “Dara, you are an amazing athlete, you look great! We know you look great. Pulling up your top in public (often) to promote a fitness book . . . getting old. We live in Palm Beach, we can tell you’re ripped with your shirt on. That’s all.” (by Susan, commenting on Olympic medals? Who cares? Looks at the abs on Dara Torres)

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Among the 30,374 comments posted on Page2Live so far, some stand out by their laugh-out-loud humor, wry wit, clever reasoning, bald-faced meanness or abysmal stupidity.

Here are five from the past few days that caught my attention for any of the reasons above. You vote and I’ll print the one with the most votes in my column in The Palm Beach Post:

1. “Camels on Clematis! You’re looking at your future America, with Barack Hussein Obamajinedad in office.” (by The Beginning of the End, commenting from Ireland on Hookah smoke wafts over Clematis)

2. “Conspicuous wealth is one of the most offensive of human traits.” (by DNA, commenting on Walmart-sized Coral Gables house in LeBron James’ sight)

3. “Hey LeBron, move north of Miami-Dade and Broward…we speak English up here!! You can buy a nice crib and helicopter to get you to practice. Michael Jordan has a nice place up here and I’m sure he’d be a good neighbour…” (by Don’t Do It, commenting on Walmart-sized Coral Gables house in LeBron James’ sight)

4. “I am so glad that you have pictured a female from Swimwear fashion week that had stretch marks and a butt crease from the tanning bed!!!
There is hope for real women around the world!!!!” (by Pampurr13, commenting on Swimwear fashion week jolts Miami)

5. “Def Leppard? You sure it’s isn’t Blind Leppard?” (by Not Again, commenting on Love doesn’t bite: Def Leppard axman Phil Collen weds in Manalapan)

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Among the 29,623 comments posted on Page2Live so far, some stand out by their laugh-out-loud humor, wry wit, clever reasoning, bald-faced meanness or abysmal stupidity.

Here are five from the past few days that caught my attention for any of the reasons above. You vote and I’ll print the one with the most votes in my column in The Palm Beach Post:

1. “My feeling is that every cop needs to have an annual mental evaluation and take psychology classes in order to work as a police officer. Just like some other professions that need to re-new their licenses every so many years, cops should have to do the same thing. Holding the amount of authority that they do, it only makes sense.” (by Eekabug, commenting on Jupiter Police Capt. Reggie Scurry under PBSO investigation)

2. “Well, I feel so much better now that LeBron has laid this vexing issue to rest for the American people. Now maybe we can get on to some really important stuff like whether he will get a matching Bentley with D Wade, or not. Whew, the suspense will be killing me.. whew!” (by Mike Katz, commenting on Where’s LeBron James going? This weekend, he’ll be in Miami Beach)

3. “Celine - Thanks for helping the economy and keeping our contractors busy and a staff of many to maintain the house. Also thanks for the 100k + per year in taxes and probably not sending any kids to our school system. We need more like you. Official US Taxpayer” (by Taxpayer, commenting on Liens pile up on Celine Dion’s Jupiter waterworld)

4. “Actually, it seems to be common practice in Palm Beach to make contractors beg for their last payment even when everything is perfect. And I do know what I am talking about.” (by Jaded, commenting on Liens pile up on Celine Dion’s Jupiter waterworld)

5. “I think that it is wonderful that Jim Exline is helping our illustrious mayor, Lois Frankel, out. I wonder if Mr. Ray Liberti is going to join with former Mayor Nancy Graham, and give a hand too? Now that’s a real rat pack!” (by Gladys Van Otteren, commenting on Mayor’s petition brings out convicted felon ex-pol Jim Exline)

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Among the 28,606 comments posted on Page2Live so far, some stand out by their laugh-out-loud humor, wry wit, clever reasoning, bald-faced meanness or abysmal stupidity.

Here are five from the past few days that caught my attention for any of the reasons above. You vote and I’ll print the one with the most votes in my column in The Palm Beach Post:

1. “Considering the bachelor behavior cost (Tiger Woods) $400,000,000 off his net worth, added 4 to 7 strokes to his game and cost $100,000,000.00 to an ex, it is easy to see that he’s paid a half a billion dollars . . .  I say Tiger has earned the right to let the good times roll wherever he lives.” (by Jimi Genius, commenting on Hide Your Daughters: Tiger Woods’ entourage moving south; He can’t be far behind)

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Among the 27,967 comments posted on Page2Live so far, some stand out by their laugh-out-loud humor, wry wit, clever reasoning, bald-faced meanness or abysmal stupidity.

Here are five comments from the past few days that caught my attention for any of the reasons above. You vote and I’ll print the one with the most votes in my Friday column in The Palm Beach Post:

1. “Yo, Gordo, how do I go about opening an investment account with you? You seem like the kind of dude people should trust with their money.” (by P. Ferry, commenting on High-profile society couple rocked by arrest in weird freak out)

2. “What’s the big deal? He filed bankruptcy, stiffed a bunch of people, and opened a new restaurant with other people’s money. It’s the American way. How many people in Florida took out a loan they couldn’t afford and have walked away from it? Folks like that have more to answer for than Tony Bova who is not doing the ‘woe is me’ routine and is at least trying to make a go of it and be productive.” (by Bully for Tony, commenting on Bankrupt Boca restaurateur Tony Bova heads back to the kitchen)

3. “Good luck, Brian, you’re going to need it.” (by Devil’s Advocate, commenting on actor Brian Austin Green marrying Megan Fox in T-Coaster Megan Fox’ mama: If she’s married, I’d be happy!)

4. “I had the same problem with my $400,000 drapes out in Jackson Hole. Instead of filing suit, I sold the home for a rock bottom price and wrote the loss off against my capital gains.” (by Peter, commenting on Decor not western enough for Palm Beach billionaire Bill Koch)

5. “JOSE, you are FAR too LIBERAL to appreciate Uncle TED. AND BTW they are not “assault weapons” they are GUNS. DO you call a Ford SUV involved in a drunk driving accident a “DRUNKEN VEHICLE”? DUH! GO TEDDY!!! ROCK ON!!! Call me! We can go to the range.” (by Dhoomonyou, commenting on Ted Nugent brings guitar-scratch fever to SoFla)

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Among the 27,326 comments posted on Page2Live so far, some stand out by their laugh-out-loud humor, wry wit, clever reasoning, bald-faced meanness or abysmal stupidity.

Here are five comments from the past few days that caught my attention for any of the reasons above. You vote and I’ll print the one with the most votes in my Friday column in The Palm Beach Post:

1. “Kids that age will call a cardboard cutout daddy!” (by Jon King, commenting on Golfer Greg Norman a new daddy? Galpal’s kids think so!)

Terry Marvin

2. “In my neighborhood with a haircut like that, you had better be in the local Sex Pistols cover band… and if not, they should charge him with a crime just for that fancy doo alone which I am sure carries big jail sentence.” (by Mike Katz, commenting on Domestic violence hits close to sheriff’s office and the picture of former PBSO lieutenant Terry Marvin, right)

3. “Looks like there’s unrest amongst the lucky sperm society!!” (by Unlucky Sperm, commenting on Polo mogul John Goodman’s family: He’s a good-for-nothing)

4. “Fat Joe has a new rap song: ‘I got interrogated by the police today
They say I touched a woman, in the wrong way.
I buy the bling to impress the honeys,
but my accountant says I got no more moneys!’” (by Procrastinator, commenting on SoFla rapper Fat Joe a suspect in sex assault)

5. “Wow. Thank you Jose for cementing the idiotic Hollywood stereotypes that have plague us for so long. Maybe you need to take a look around at some of the current entertainment stars—- you can be big and still attain success. I’m going to print this article out and put it to some real use–the next time I have to go to the restroom.” (by Fendo, commenting on Jordin Sparks: Way too much of a good thing)

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Among the 26,757 comments posted on Page2Live so far, some stand out by their laugh-out-loud humor, wry wit, clever reasoning, bald-faced meanness or abysmal stupidity.

Here are five comments from the past few days that caught my attention for any of the reasons above. You vote and I’ll print the one with the most votes in my Friday column in The Palm Beach Post:

1. “I tripped over my dog while walking him up the hill after drinking 14 beers. Seems like I damaged my drinking hand. So far I am suing the beer company, my dog, my wife, the highway department, county, state, all my neighbors and their children. I think this is in the bag!” (by Jack Gardner, commenting on Golfer John Daly wants $100 million for Honda Classic injury)

2. “What!! What’s that!! Sarah Palin is coming to town? Where is she performing, at the comedy corner at Cityplace? Do you know where I could get tickets?” (by drewsco, commenting on Sarah Palin to visit West Palm Beach in the fall)

3. “Does that mean she has to give the breasts back to the plastic surgeon?” (by Breasttais, commenting on Jupiter philanthropist Peter DeGeorge acquitted in domestic incident)

4. “Check out the big herpes on her lip!” (by ;-), commenting on Is Sarasota porn star Devon James another Tiger Woods baby mama?)

5. “Hey, let’s use all that oil money to help clean up the Gulf of Mexico.” (by DJ, commenting on Battle for Standard Oil cash spills over into Palm Beach)

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Among the 26,179 comments posted on Page2Live so far, some stand out by their laugh-out-loud humor, wry wit, clever reasoning, bald-faced meanness or abysmal stupidity.

Here are five comments from the past few days that caught my attention for any of the reasons above. You vote and I’ll print the one with the most votes in my Friday column in The Palm Beach Post:

1. “How come you’re not having a photo of this policewoman, bro? You can put up a photo of her in a bikini like Sofia Vergara.” (By Luisito, commenting on Sex scandal-scarred PBSO Lieutenant Paula Kronsperger quits)

2. “What in the hell is going on at PBSO? Is the red light on the cars signal for red light district? Seems to me that the sheriff and his mucky mucks are only interested in spending our tax dollars and hooking up with each other!” (By Lisa, commenting on PBSO commander under on-duty sex investigation)

3. “Sorry to see Rush is giving the singing gig to Elton John. He should have given the job to an unemployed Floridian, and thereby helped with our unemployment rate. Hmmmmm…..but then that could have looked good on Obama’s resume, so that couldn’t possibly work, right? Never mind.” (by Terry from Boca, commenting on After rehearsal luau, it’s Rush Limbaugh’s wedding day; Elton John to sing at banquet)

4. “Elton, congrats. You’ll be singing to a guy who once called gays ‘degenerate malcontents.’ Hope you sleep well tonight, Queen Hypocrite the First.” (by HM, commenting on After rehearsal luau, it’s Rush Limbaugh’s wedding day; Elton John to sing at banquet)

5. “Much happiness to the newlyweds. HOWEVER, what does a younger woman see in an older man?!? I am a woman of 50 and still do not see what is worthwhile in an older man (men my age and older). So few are HOT. I CANNOT do it just for the money. Could’ve but couldn’t. EYUUUUU. All you men in your 30s ROCK!” (by Frankie Denise, commenting on Rush Limbaugh married, again)

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Among the 23,807 comments posted on Page2Live so far, some stand out by their laugh-out-loud humor, wry wit, clever reasoning, or abysmal stupidity.

I pick five comments from the previous week on Mondays, and print the one with the most votes in my Friday column in The Palm Beach Post:

1. “Admitted to the Bar in 1989? How bout admitted to the ‘bar’ last evening!” (By JC, commenting on Attorney Gregg Wexler nabbed on DUI charge)

2. “Perhaps Channel 5 should hire the kid from Belle Glade that interviews Obama…” (By CJ, commenting on Stampede! Staff running for the exit at Channel 5)

3. “I would rather see Goodman not go to jail. He can pay taxes if he is out of jail. Make him donate to every cause imaginable. Jail costs money.” (by Message, commenting on John Goodman’s defense gave thousands to prosecutor’s campaign)

4. “They will be like a raging case of herpes going away when they step on that metal bus with wings…I cannot wait.” (By Mike Katz, commenting on Jersey Shore: They’re sick of South Florida!)

5. “Coming soon: “Bankrupt! The Musical!” Starring, produced by and written by Barry Kaye. If he keeps it up, he might want to try for a slot on the next Apprentice. I’d love to hear Donald tell him “You’re FIRED!” (By two cents, commenting on Former Boca insurance mogul Barry Kaye now a Broadway producer)

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