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Jupiter Island golfer Tiger Woods‘ secret divorce settlement may be so expensive that he had to mortgage his home to pay for it!

Official records that just popped up in Martin County hint that Woods will have to pay ex-wife Elin Nordegren $54 million by January 2016 — or risk losing the house he spent five years building.

How do I know?

The philandering golf-club swinger took out a $54 million-mortgage last Wednesday, two days after his quickie divorce was finalized in Panama City Aug. 23.

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And the mortgage holder, according to the records, is a shadowy company with no apparent capital, JRD Florida Ventures LLC. The corporation’s registered agent is none other than one of his former wife’s six divorce lawyers, Dennis Belcher.

Woods, the mortgage shows, used the Jupiter Island property, Sand Turtle, to secure the loan — which means that Nordegren could end up with that Motel 6-style crib if he doesn’t pay up. The document was actually notarized by Tom Sasser, Woods’ West Palm Beach-based divorce attorney.

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At a time when he should be collecting social security checks, Palm Beach rocker Rod Stewart is collecting babies!

Stewart is soon to become a dad for the eighth time, at the ripe age of 65.

Stewart, with Penny and baby Alastair

The golden-tonsiled singer announced today he and his wife, model-shutterbug Penny Lancaster, are expecting their second child together. Lancaster’s 39, and she’s been hitched to the singer of Maggie May and Baby Jane for three years.

The couple’s first-born is 4-year-old Alastair.

In a statement, Stewart and Lancaster described themselves as “thrilled” and “delighted” to tell the little one he’s about to be a big brother.

The baby is expected in February, right on time for Stewart’s yearly three-month pilgrimage to his $22.7 million-Palm Beach beachfronter.

Stewart has six other children with two previous wives and two baby mamas.

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(Damon Higgins/The Palm Beach Post)

Some ungrateful townies defaced the Palm Beach Atlantic University’s billboard downtown West Palm Beach that seems to be selling the beach as much as education! Sometime over the weekend, someone who’s probably aware that it costs about $20,000 per semester to attend the Christian school hand-wrote: “Daddy’s $ can’t buy u this wave!” A university spokeswoman says campus security is looking into the act of vandalism, and the sign should be cleaned up soon.

SoFla won’t be getting The Twilight Saga’s Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart in the weeks before the new vampire flick comes out. But the two cast members who hawked the film at the Aventura Mall Wednesday, Alex Meraz and Kiowa Gordon, got plenty attention. Both play members of a pack of werewolves. The film opens Nov. 20.

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Cute baby indeed, way too cute for her dad.

Guess who’s the mom?

Hint: She’s preggers again, maybe with twins.

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. . . The business mag Forbes begs to differ with the TV talking heads who annointed Palm Beach’s own Rush Limbaugh the Republican Party’s lord-and-savior. In its The Great Right Hope story now hitting the stands, the magazine cites another. And this one’s based across Lake Worth. It’s Newsmax, the West Palm Beach political magazine and website. Newsmax’s secret? It views the world “through the eyes of Ronald Reagan,” company founder Chris Ruddy tells Forbes.

. . . Interesting Florida Panthers promo April 11. The NHL team is hosting an on-ice grudge match between lawmen from Palm Beach County and those from Broward before its own league slugfest against the Washington Capitals. One $28 ticket gets you into both games, with eight bucks being donated to families of fallen officers. . .

Deal or No Deal host Howie Mandel has a tall order to fill this weekend: Fit into his good friend Jay Leno’s shoes as the celebrity host of the Concours d’Elegance in Boca Raton.

Mainly because recent host Leno pushes collecting cars, to extremes.  Mandel? Not really. Ask him about his interest in automobiles, and he says: “Yeah, I’ve been around them. I’ve used them.”

Even worse: Mandel says he owns two Smart cars, two tiny things with no back seats that have put the “g” in both “green” and “grotesque.”

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Mary McCarty leaves Middlebrooks' courtroom with husband Kevin a month ago

. . . Good luck to disgraced former Palm Beach County Commish Mary McCarty when she’s sentenced on a corruption-related charge, possibly next month, by U.S. District Judge Don Middlebrooks. Wasn’t so long ago, circa 2005, that McCarty called “a sick, cruel joke” Middlebrooks’ decision to allow the building of the Scripps Florida research campus on Mecca Farms while prohibiting access to roads, water and power. Little did she know that her future, too, would once be in the guy’s hands . . .

. . . The CityPlace nightclub formerly known as Hotel Nightclub/Rock Lobby then known as Hotel will now be known as Lobby. With the name switch came with a change in looks, now Miami Beach-style. The West Palm Beach club’s frontman, Josh Sagman, tells me the owners were recently confronted by reps of The Cordish Companies conglomerate because it owns a Hotel nightclub in Louisville, Ky. So happens the Cordish’s nightclub name is trademarked. “They’re a giant company,” said Sagman. “We didn’t want to fight them. We were going to reopen with a different look anyway.” . . .

Scalia in West Palm Beach Tuesday

. . . The appearance for a speech of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia at a joint session of the Forum Club an the Palm Beach County Bar Association last week in West Palm Beach won’t soon be forgotten by society shutterbug Daryl Davidoff. Davidoff was doing what he’s been doing at the Forum Club for years, discreetly taking pictures of the guest speaker, when Scalia told him from the podium: “Get out of my face.” Since the mike was on, some in the audience heard it. “He must have been having a bad day,” said Maxine Davidoff, who helps run the family photography shop that employs Daryl. “It can happen to everybody.” Later, Scalia called “impolite” a question from an FAU student about TV camera in the Supremes’ courtroom. Scalia, by the way, stayed for two nights in a $1,200-per suite at The Breakers, courtesy of the organizers . . .

. . . Rocker Bruce Springsteen has been making women weak in the knees on the treadmills at Ultima Fitness in Wellington. The buff singer of Born in the USA, I’m told, looks darn good and sweaty when he pumps iron there almost every day about 10 a.m. . . .