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Reality TV starlet and clothing designer Whitney Port, 25, has been missing from MTV’s The Hills this season, but she’s been all over South Florida. Here, we find her poolside at Shore Club in Miami Beach. Port landed on another pseudo-reality show on the music channel, The City.

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Not just one, but four reality television shows based in South Florida could be polluting the airwaves by fall.

“I guess that makes us the reality TV capital of America,” said Miami-Dade County Film Commish Jeff Peel. “We’ll take it.”

The Real Housewives of Miami, a Bravo production that’s been on and off for months, is definitely back on, Page2Live has learned.

And if you like your boob-tube really trashy, then you’ll be happy to know that the new season of Jersey Shore — the MTV show starring yutes, I mean youths, who would’ve made great extras on The Sopranos — is going to be filmed in Miami Beach.

The cast of Jersey Shore

And then, the Kardashian sisters‘ Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami is well into production of its second season. And Oxygen’s Bad Girls Club is scheduled to kick off production of its new season in Miami next month.

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Now it’s getting juicy!

Booze? Cocaine? Crack? Rehab? That’s nothing compared to the new allegations about Charlie Sheen’s already sleazy marriage to Palm Beach product Brooke Mueller.

Since they were hitched in May 2008, the lovebirds have made it a habit to share their marital bed with extra-marital sex partners, according to a story in radaronline. The Web site alleges that the star of the popular, and wholesome, CBS family sitcom Two And a Half Men and the former Benjamin School cheerleader Mueller may have shared as many as 10 sex partners during the past few months.

Yikes!

One of Sheen’s and Mueller’s “special friends” has been trying to sell to gossip magazines her story about her involvement with the couple. The sex friend will probably find someone willing to pay $40,000 for her story pretty soon.

Meanwhile, things have unraveled for the couple after Sheen allegedly attacked his wife in Aspen, Colo., on Christmas morning. Since then, Mueller has been in alcohol rehab.

And Sheen, who’s facing criminal charges in Colorado, just checked himself into rehab as a preventive measure.

Mueller and Sheen were both recovering alcohol and drug abusers when they met. They appeared cleaned and sober when they came to Palm Beach for the bat mitzvah of Mueller’s little sister.

The couple’s twins are about to turn 1 year old.

Mueller’s mom, Palm Beach socialite Moira Fiore, didn’t return calls. But a spywitness close to the Sheens and Mueller said Mueller has told her entourage that the woman who claims to have had sex with them lied and is simply looking to cash in on the couple’s notoriety.

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Is it because she’s on the cover of Playboy this month that the hottest of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of New York City, Kelly Bensimon, fell out of her bikini top? Bensimon, 41, was showing off that hard body for the paparazzi in Miami Beach when the wardrobe malfunction just happened. A top down on South Beach? That’s sorta like bringing beer to Milwaukee!

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Howard

The ultra-nimble lady in the sexy pants and skimpy top filmed at rapper Ludacris and Buffalo Bills receiver Terrell Owens‘ Super Bowl pool party (below) is none other than former Orlando Magic dancer Royce Reed. She’s better known as the mother of Orlando Magic star Dwight Howard’s two-year-old baby, and the woman he sued for defamation last year. It’s easy to see now what caught the NBA superstar’s eye in the first place, and why I’m sorry I missed this shindig. The dance off (the other woman is unidentified) at the Fontainebleau Resort in Miami Beach had Ludacris so impressed that he offered each woman two tickets to an NBA game that wouldn’t involve Howard, the L.A. Clippers against the Sacramento Kings.

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As if Super Bowl Week needed any more madness, here comes the cast of The Hills.

L.A. hipsters Stephanie Pratt, Audrina Partridge, Frankie Delgado, Kristin Cavallari, Brody Jenner, Jayde Nicole and the rest of the cast of the hit MTV show are headed to South Florida to film an episode for the upcoming season of the semi-reality show at several Super Bowl events.

Left behind: Surgically enhanced Barbie doll Heidi Montag.

The beauties and their boyfriends, multiple sources tell me, are scheduled to be at the Eden Roc in Miami Beach Saturday night to shoot sequences during the already-overbooked Wyclef Jean concert there.

For a fleeting moment this week, Ashley Thames will occupy one of the rings of the great football circus.

Thames, 26, a barmaid at Duffy’s in Delray Beach, is the tight end of the Miami Caliente, a team in the Lingerie Football League.

She’s also in model-shape.

And in this league, that’s the point.

It so happens that the Caliente, young women who play the world toughest game with shoulder pads fitted over their bikini tops, is in the league’s conference finals Thursday at Hard Rock Live in Hollywood. Winners meet in the Lingerie Bowl VII on Super Bowl Sunday, also at the Seminole Hard Rock Resort.

“Of course sex appeal is what the league sells,” the 5-foot-4, 135-pound Thames said. She wears No. 13, just like Miami Dolphins great Dan Marino, one of her heroes. “But we also are very athletic women who just happen to put on makeup before we get on the field. The girls in basketball and softball, they’re butch. We’re feminine.”

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Thames, during Wednesday's Lingerie Football League Media Day at Hard Rock Live in Hollywood. (Bill Ingram/The Palm Beach Post)

“But there have been broken teeth and ankles among the girls,” Thames says.

Actually, Thames’ herself is nursing a disclocated shoulder, but Thames says that won’t prevent her from playing Thursday against the Chicago Bliss.

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Not all Super Bowl week parties draw crowds.

Just ask pinup Pam Anderson.

The buxom blond, and Warholian couturier Richie Rich, hosted the first night of a week’s worth of wingdings at Miami Beach’s Club Play Tuesday — and barely anyone showed up. By one source’s count, there were fewer than 50 people when Pammie arrived. She deemed it “not good” while posing on the red carpet (see below).

And it’s not like the tickets were outrageously priced at $25 per!

Let’s see if her ex, Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee, and R&B singer Chris Brown pack ‘em in Saturday night.

What if Pam Anderson hosted a party, as she did last night, and no one came?

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