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Golf legend Greg Norman has become cost-conscious since he agreed to pay his first ex-wife $100 million-plus in their pre-Chris Evert divorce.

A Page2Live spywitness ran into the Great White Shark at the Northlake Boulevard Costco yesterday in Lake Park.

Yep, Costco — the warehouse heaven for bargain hunters located just a few miles from Norman’s $20 million-home on Jupiter Island!

“Greg was quietly waiting in the checkout line like everyone,” the spy said. “He had a t-shirt on that had that shark logo but no one talked to him.”

In his shopping-cart: juice boxes for the kids of his new galpal, Kirsten Kutner; and six bottles of $40-Far Niente Chardonnay.

I can only surmise that Costco ran out of the Greg Norman Estates beverage that’s made him more money than golf!

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Among the 27,326 comments posted on Page2Live so far, some stand out by their laugh-out-loud humor, wry wit, clever reasoning, bald-faced meanness or abysmal stupidity.

Here are five comments from the past few days that caught my attention for any of the reasons above. You vote and I’ll print the one with the most votes in my Friday column in The Palm Beach Post:

1. “Kids that age will call a cardboard cutout daddy!” (by Jon King, commenting on Golfer Greg Norman a new daddy? Galpal’s kids think so!)

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2. “In my neighborhood with a haircut like that, you had better be in the local Sex Pistols cover band… and if not, they should charge him with a crime just for that fancy doo alone which I am sure carries big jail sentence.” (by Mike Katz, commenting on Domestic violence hits close to sheriff’s office and the picture of former PBSO lieutenant Terry Marvin, right)

3. “Looks like there’s unrest amongst the lucky sperm society!!” (by Unlucky Sperm, commenting on Polo mogul John Goodman’s family: He’s a good-for-nothing)

4. “Fat Joe has a new rap song: ‘I got interrogated by the police today
They say I touched a woman, in the wrong way.
I buy the bling to impress the honeys,
but my accountant says I got no more moneys!’” (by Procrastinator, commenting on SoFla rapper Fat Joe a suspect in sex assault)

5. “Wow. Thank you Jose for cementing the idiotic Hollywood stereotypes that have plague us for so long. Maybe you need to take a look around at some of the current entertainment stars—- you can be big and still attain success. I’m going to print this article out and put it to some real use–the next time I have to go to the restroom.” (by Fendo, commenting on Jordin Sparks: Way too much of a good thing)

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Daddy! Daddy! Norman steps off his private jet at Palm Beach International Airport June 6 with his galpal's 5-year-old daughter (Click on the Splash News photo for more)

Didn’t take long for Jupiter Island golfer Greg Norman to capture the hearts of his galpal’s two kids, right on time for Father’s Day.

The Aussie links Leviathan, who was divorced from tennis great Chris Evert in December, was spotted in a secluded corner of the Gardens Mall the other day in Palm Beach Gardens. I could go on about The Great White Shark looking like an overgrown child at the wheel of his Mini Cooper, but I won’t go there.

Here’s the interesting part: The 55-year-old Norman was dropping off his new lady love, Australian interior decorator Kirsten Kutner, 41, and her two children, a 5-year-old daughter and 2-year-old son. My source said the two kids started walking toward the mall, then turned back and ran into Norman’s arms screaming: “Daddy! Daddy!”

What’s going on here?

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Among the 22,745 comments posted on Page2Live so far, some stand out by their laugh-out-loud humor, wry wit, clever reasoning, or abysmal stupidity.

I pick five comments from the previous week on Mondays, and print the one with the most votes in my Friday column in The Palm Beach Post:

1. “It’s important to recycle.” (By SWA, commenting on Greg Norman’s tangled love web: New galpal is his old mistress)

2. “I would sleep with Tiger for a few years if it meant I never had to work another day in my life. Good deal.” (By Brad, commenting on Two West Palm Beach divorce lawyers eyeing work on Tiger Woods split)

3. “I have not listened to WRMF since Jennifer (Ross) was fired, so I don’t know moronic it is. I do know that Danny could not walk and chew gum without assistance. Can’t wait til Jennifer is back on the air where she is appreciated.” (By Deb, commenting on WRMF in a free fall without Jennifer Ross)

4. “Warren Newell can parlay all that experience he gained running for office and get a job at Walmart as a greeter.” (By Procrastinator, commenting on Disgraced pol Warren Newell’s back, looking for work)

5. “The headline photo of Frankelstein . . . shows her giving the two horned satanic salute with her hand. Do we need any more evidence that she bows down to Lucifer, the dark one?” (By Rev. Archibald P. McGullicutty, commenting on Smile, Mayor Lois Frankel, you’re caught on your own red-light camera!)

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Kutner and Norman (Courtesy New Idea magazine)

The new Sheila in Jupiter Island golf legend Greg Norman’s life may not be that new after all.

Aussie Norman, 55, reportedly cheated on his longtime wife Laura Andrassy in the mid-1990s with the then-26-year-old hottie Kirsten Kutner.

And Kutner is none other than the Australian interior designer whom the Great White Shark recently introduced as his new squeeze — within days of finalizing his divorce with wife No. 2, Boca tennis great Chris Evert.

“There’s a lot more to that relationship (Norman’s with Kutner) than anyone would know,” Andrassy told Page2Live last month. She didn’t provide details in order to abide with a confidentiality clause in the $120 million-divorce settlement she signed with Norman.

But this is what she meant: In a bombshell article titled “Greg Norman’s ex-wives: He betrayed us both!” in the Oz tabloid Woman’s Day, Norman is alleged to have cheated on both Andrassy and Evert with Kutner!

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There’s a new water recreation area in these parts, right on time for splash season!

Well, don’t abandon Rapids Water Park just yet.

This one’s private. As in, only a handful of people will ever enjoy it!

It’s extravagant Canadian songbird Celine Dion’s new backyard in the chi-chi Martin County enclave of Jupiter Island, a place that’s also home to golfers Tiger Woods and Greg Norman.

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Greg Norman

I didn’t take long for the Great White Shark to test those waters again!

Five months after he was divorced from Boca Raton tennis legend Chris Evert, golfer Greg Norman says he’s hooked up for someone new. And that someone is much younger than the 55-year-old Evert!

Actually, the links Leviathan, 55, showed up at his Jupiter Island home with a new Sheila about three months ago, but the Australian press finally ID’ed her this weekend as Sydney interior decorator Kirsten Kutner.

She’s 41 and, like Norman, she has two children. She’s also an Olivia Newton-John lookalike.

“In life we all go through a learning curve and my life is no exception,” Norman told the Oz magazine New Idea. “I am now in a very good place with Kirsten.”

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Visit Greg Norman's home by clicking on the photo (Courtesy Corcoran)

Golfer Greg Norman has put his Jupiter Island home on the market again, at the price he couldn’t sell it for in 2008.

Listed for $65 million the ocean-to-Intracoastal property, called Tranquility, is the seventh most expensive house currently on the market in the United States. The first is a $100 million abode in Zephyr Cove, Nevada.

So, what does one get for $65 million?

According to the listing, the nine-bed, 11-bath main house is one of six buildings on the eight-acre property. There’s also a coach house, carriage house and guest house on the ocean. There’s garage space for a total 17 cars, a 50-foot pool, a gym, and docking for a mega-yacht.

The catch: The Martin County property taxes alone will set you back $130,000!

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Newly single, Jupiter Island links Leviathan Greg Norman turns 55 today! How do they say Happy Birthday in Australian?